And Now for Something Completely Scary

Hello. ghosts and goblins. It’s Halloween week and you know what means: Scary everything. Yup, scary movies, costumes, decorations. Everything.

Why do we love scary stuff? Well, you see, we as a species…

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…rush we get. Kinda like a roller coaster. It’s scary and there’s a chance we might die. But…

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….DIE………………..

………….YOU…………………………..

……..WILL…………..

 

What the hell’s going on? Why so many dots?

YOU WILL DIE! YOU WILL ALL DIE!

Lovely, I’ve a demon on my hands. *Picks up phone* Hello, Janine? I need the Ghostbusters right now. I’ve got a demon completely destroying my blog. What do you mean they’re busy taking care of a giant Ed Koch? Fine, I’ll deal with it myself.

Now, where’s my unlicensed nuclear accelerator?

THAT WON’T HELP! IT’S ONLY AN 80s TOY MADE OF PLASTIC!

Really? Then why it can do this?

*Obliterates demon*

There, that takes care of that. Anyway, have an awesome Halloween, all. This is the only time of year where it’s OK to dress like an elf, scare the crap out of people and eat candy until your stomach explodes like Mr Creosote. Next time, I promise some actual content.

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