Let me get this out of the way: This movie is NOT a porno. It’s an over-the-top Japanese zombie movie.
Not that that’s out of the way, Big Tits Zombie is a 2010 zombie movie based on a manga called Kyonyuu Dragon which translates to “Big Tits Dragon.” What the hell’s with all the tits? Well, the movie’s about a bunch of strippers (or “exotic dancers” if you will) in a small, backwater town who find a secret passage in their dressing room that leads to some ancient temple. There, one of them finds a book that she reads and causes everyone in town to become zombies. Now, these strippers/dancers have to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Here’s the thing about this movie. It starts off super slow. We don’t get to see any zombies until the thirty-minute mark. That half-hour is just the strippers complaining about being bored. After that, we get some major zombie action mixed in with some super messed up scenes. One of my favorites is when one of the strippers turns and fire comes out of her…um…you know.
Now, this is not a good movie at all. It has corny writing, bad acting, bad CGI bad everything. Even the ending makes zero sense. However, I have said for years that I would defend this movie, why? Simple it’s one of those so bad it’s good movies. All you need is a couple of friends who are in the right mood, put this on, laugh and have a good time. It’s like a mystery Science Theater 3000 movie where it gets better with when more people watch it with you and laugh at it.
Clear whatever notions you have about this movie because, while it does everything wrong as far as how to make a good movie, it’s still stupid fun to watch. Again I will continue to defend this movie as a stupid fun movie when you get together with friends and make fun of it. It’s not high cinema or something snobs would watch, but I will tell people to watch it and have fun.